Troll Trolly

What other ideas do I have, the best of all puppet trolls?

There’s the comedic sidekick role. Every hero needs a funny friend, and that’s where I come in. With my witty one-liners and slapstick comedy, I keep the audience in stitches. Picture this: the hero is about to embark on a perilous journey, and I pop up with, “You sure you packed enough snacks? Because I’m not sharing mine!”

Of course, I can also transform into the misunderstood anti-hero. Beneath my rough exterior and gruff voice, there’s a heart of gold. Okay, maybe not gold—let’s say bronze. I help the protagonist in unexpected ways, teaching everyone that even trolls have a softer side. Cue the emotional music and collective “aww” from the audience.

I’ve also been known to dabble in a bit of romance. Yes, you heard that right! Picture me, serenading a fellow puppet with a heartfelt ballad. It’s not easy being green and scaly, but love knows no bounds—even for a troll like me.

But the cream of the crop? The Shakespearean roles. Oh yes, I’ve played Macbeth, Hamlet, and even Romeo. “To be or not to be,” you ask? I’ll tell you—to be the most versatile troll puppet ever, that’s what!

So if you want to do the right puppet show, count me in, Troll Trolly. I promise to make you laugh, bring the drama and maybe even a few troll tears. After all, being a 20cm tall troll isn’t just a role I play – it’s my life and I wouldn’t have it any other way!